phatticuss:

my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!

me: image

(Source: phatticuss, via witchofthewasted)

"They’re like, 12"

The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)

(via witchofthewasted)

bynce:

Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
Me: image

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)